My URL ends with tit, I reblog a shitload of stuff, you'll hate me and I have a hand fetish. And there's that other unhealthy thing I have. Yes, the one you're thinking.

I change this goddamn theme a lot, I do what I want, give me a break.


i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths


Posted 9 hours ago on April 23 with 12,743 notes via into-the-weeds © briecheesie
Posted 10 hours ago on April 23 with 5,000 notes via hansideburns


Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

#same here  




Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

Posted 2 days ago on April 21 with 51,992 notes via ollivander © safeidgul


yeah really fucking noncon. fuck you fuck you fuck you


Posted 3 days ago on April 20 with 503 notes via lordofdragonstone © cerseistan


 #this fucker says maybe 5 or 6 lines the whole film and yet everyone is thirsty as Heck for him  #no wonder HYDRA keeps him in the freezer  #’cause when they let him out he burns down entire cities with the force of his Sad Trash Hobo gaze

Posted 3 days ago on April 20 with 37,653 notes via petequillz © billburroughs


this was how i broke in my new tablet im sorry

Posted 3 days ago on April 20 with 11,185 notes via petequillz © repulsor

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

please note this is not seen in the episode; it’s from the rehearsal.
Posted 5 days ago on April 18 with 100,407 notes via maimedlion